A smile leads to a laugh.
A laugh leads to a high 5.
A high 5 leads to a hug.
A hug leads to a kiss.
A kiss leads to a makeout.
A makeout leads to a feel up.
A feel up leads to a finger.
A finger leads to a hand.
A hand leads to a lick.
A lick leads to a suck.
A sucks leads to a f*ck.
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S.e.x is like Math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,
leave your solution and pray you don’t multiply.
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S.e.x is like mcDonalds: I’m loving it
Pussy is like Subway: Eat Fresh
Dick is like Gatorade: Is it in you?