What is Celibacy?     

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened tothe instructor declare, ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” 

He then addressed the men, ‘Can you name and describe your wife’s  favourite  flower?’   

 I leaned over, touched my wife’s hand gently, and whispered,  ‘  Edmonds, isn’t it?’        

And thus began my life of celibacy……….

SMILE!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIENDS

FIND A SUNBEAM – TAKE A NAP

TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!

COMFY!

How tiny!!!

NOW THIS IS RELAXED!!!!!

CUTE FAMILY PORTRAIT!

NICE IDEA FOR A DOGGY BED

SPOT THE INTRUDER???

PERFECT SPOT TO TAKE A NAP

Life is Short. Smile While you Still have Teeth

Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen

I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!!

Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed..

I have an OUWEE!

I wasn’t doin’ anything naughty, promise.

Ahhh… this is sooo good my toes are curling!

I’m sure glad this wasn’t a frosted mug!!!

Whew, this pumpin’ iron is for the birds!!

Mom said to cover your mouth when you yawn……
If they phone — I’m not here

I missed you all day!

We have different Daddy’s???

They call it puppy love~~~

Send this on to someone else that needs a smile today.

 
This is,
Without
A doubt,
The cutest
Little ass
You will
Ever see

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·  All pictures by Hal Brindley/SOLO Syndication
A series of incredible pictures taken at a South African game reserve document the first known time that a leopard has taken on and defeated one of the fearsome reptiles.
 

The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park.
 

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.
A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.
 

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile’s huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.
 

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.
In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.
 

Mr Brindley said: ‘I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.
 

“It just doesn’t make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.