Emails from the Internet received, Some funny, some interesting, something for everyone

A funny email here and there, sent to me over the years. This is just a collection of the ones I’ve liked. I thought I would post it up for everyone to enjoy and share. This page gets updated regularly, don’t forget to share, people love funny emails forwards to them, enjoy!



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When you are feeling rushed and in a hurry, maybe it is time to stop and appreciate the wonder all around you

These photos are from Thursday, Feb. 17 by someone from Centurion in Pilanesberg game reserve, South Africa

The guy in the white Volkswagen was trying to get past the elephant

 

 Road rage

 

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Road rage, it affects us all

 

Celibacy

What is Celibacy?     

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened tothe instructor declare, ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” 

He then addressed the men, ‘Can you name and describe your wife’s  favourite  flower?’   

 I leaned over, touched my wife’s hand gently, and whispered,  ‘  Edmonds, isn’t it?’        

And thus began my life of celibacy……….

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I have the “SMILE!!!!!!” one printed out and on my wall next to my computer cos it makes me happy!. 

SMILE!!!!!!!!

 

BEST FRIENDS

 

FIND A SUNBEAM – TAKE A NAP

 

TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!

 

 

 

COMFY!

 

 

How tiny!!!

 

NOW THIS IS RELAXED!!!!!

 

CUTE FAMILY PORTRAIT!

 

NICE IDEA FOR A DOGGY BED

 

SPOT THE INTRUDER???

 

 

PERFECT SPOT TO TAKE A NAP

Life is Short. Smile While you Still have Teeth

NO, I’m not going to the Vet….

This beats the heck out of bunk beds!


Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen

I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!!


Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed..

I have an OUWEE!


I wasn’t doin’ anything naughty, promise.

Ahhh… this is sooo good my toes are curling!

I’m sure glad this wasn’t a frosted mug!!!


Whew, this pumpin’ iron is for the birds!!


Mom said to cover your mouth when you yawn……
If they phone — I’m not here


I missed you all day!


We have different Daddy’s???

They call it puppy love~~~

Send this on to someone else that needs a smile today.

 
This is,
Without
A doubt,
The cutest
Little ass
You will
Ever see